MetalBite Review by Tobias on 10/9/2001
OK, I was laughing before I even heard the music. Hell, I was laughing just when I heard the name of the band. Coming into a CD like this is pretty rare, particularly since we havenít had anything good out of GWAR
or Green Jelly
in ages. Because the CD itself is a rarity, my approach has to be altered a little too; here the humor element (lyrical content) counts for a lot, because this is about raunchy music humor rather than musicianship.
That aside, Iím going to say off the bat, humor aside, I STILL liked the music which was suiting cross between metal, punk, thrash and a little hardcore. It wasnít great music by any means, but it certainly was entertaining.
Itís hard for me to say too much about this band because this album really speaks for itself, because every time you listen to whatís being said you get stuff like ďhis dickís so full of sores it looks like beef jerky.Ē
Hell ladies ní gents, Iím listening to the disc now (for the 3rd or 4th time) and Iím laughing so hard Iím having a hard time writing anything. I guess youíll have to skip the review and look to the album for the creativity. Just look at the track list.
Porn, Beer, Drugs, Comedy and crazy ass punk metal to give your collection a good refreshÖ this is cult classicÖ with bacon on top. I think Iím going to go film a porno featuring a large cow.