MetalBite Review by Luka on 5/9/2001
Where do I start? The mediocrity of this record or the fact that these guys were actually considered to be the elite of their kind in the early black metal scene?
For a "true" black metal fan, this epitomizes everything that the genre was meant to be. Dark, cold grim, evil... From almost anyone elseís point of view, this is one of the most pathetic albums that ever got the privilege of being released. Boring, repetitive, unbearable... Since I am proudly "someone else" and not a "true black metal fan", Iím simply gonna tell it like it is.
Ever wonder why the hundreds of follower black metal bands that keep appearing from Scandinavia donít play Darkthroneís
style of "True Norwegian Black Metal"? Because IT SUCKS!! And the only black metal bands that get real worldwide attention are ones who have true musical potential, like Emperor
is a collection of probably the most pathetic songs that have ever been branded metal. Each track is horribly repetitive and only progresses just before it gets completely unbearable. Three or four different notes being slowly trilled (double picked) is whatís considered a riff for Darkthrone
, and they canít seem to play anything else on the guitar. Bass is completely inaudible. The drummer pounds a steady, even beat for five minutes and actually adds a fill or two in the duration. How dares he? Is he trying to make this album interesting or something? Iím surprised he wasnít fired (or sacrificed to Satan) on the spot for trying to change the initial plan of making the worldís most boring record.
The singer rasps indiscernibly for about 60% of the track time. He sings in mostly in Norwegian but you couldnít hear what the hell heís saying anyway, so thereís 60% of the CD that Iíll take off the 6 points for, since itís a complete waste of time. And the rest is taken off for the crappy music.
Influenced by Venom
(an absolute joke of a band) and played by talentless "Satan worshippers", I should have known better. I promise you: this record will cure insomnia!
out of 10